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ViolentBird
11-06-2005, 10:34 AM
The French Home Land Security Levels are.......
1. Run
2. Hide
3. Surrender
4. Collaborate
G6T8O
11-06-2005, 11:04 AM
You forgot the part where they call the "French Hero- John Kerry".....LOL
miltvine
11-06-2005, 04:15 PM
How do you tell if a used military rifle is French?

Never been fired, only dropped once!
Burnout
11-06-2005, 07:44 PM
Old one, but my favorite:

What's the difference between the French and a bucket of $#---??

The bucket

:D :D :D
HOTROD64-STOCK69
11-06-2005, 07:58 PM
Thats to funny about slammin' the French...This morning I was playing poker online and there were a couple of French guys playin and one of them started badmouthin' President Bush and callin' all us americans losers, so I reminded him that he would be chatting in German if it wasn't for us losers. He got real quiet after that. It's amazing how quickly the rest of the world forgets WWII and what the outcome could have been if us 'losers' had remained isolationists.
Burnout
11-06-2005, 08:59 PM
Thats to funny about slammin' the French...This morning I was playing poker online and there were a couple of French guys playin and one of them started badmouthin' President Bush and callin' all us americans losers, so I reminded him that he would be chatting in German if it wasn't for us losers. He got real quiet after that. It's amazing how quickly the rest of the world forgets WWII and what the outcome could have been if us 'losers' had remained isolationists.

Lol....that's a good comeback, i should remeber that one. :D

Isn't it the French who have never won a war except their civil war?
HOTROD64-STOCK69
11-06-2005, 10:04 PM
Ya I think so they beat themselves
smp5937
11-06-2005, 10:55 PM
Back in the Independence war from the Old Country, it was said that the British wore Red Coats to signify their red blood when they were shot...I understand the French wore Brown, and am wondering if it signifies what they were full of when they were wounded? :D :confused:
69projects
11-07-2005, 07:06 PM
Does anyone know where the Statue of Liberty came from? Seems to me that it is a symbol of the an American Ideal.
Burnout
11-07-2005, 07:09 PM
It was a gift from the french. They may be good craftsmen, but they aint good at fighting.
HOTROD64-STOCK69
11-07-2005, 07:18 PM
What was the message those buttholes put on it? 'Give us your poor...' Ya thanks I would post more but I need to get back to work so they don't have to...
Burnout
11-07-2005, 07:46 PM
Ya, right now the French being punched in the balls by all these Muslims........they need to start cracking down instead of kissing.